John Darnielle: Short Song for Justin Bieber’s Paparazzi

The readers of the PaisleyJournal are most likely not tracking the day to day affairs of Justin Bieber. I, for one, hold everythingĀ produced by the tabloids at arms length, with two pinched & horrifiedĀ fingertips, as if disposing of some rank and bloody maggot infested carcass. I cannot stand the soul-sucking leaches and whorish media trolls […]