Lana Del Rey: Born To Die

With all the recent hubbabalu surrounding Lana Del Rey, formerly known as Sparkle Rope Jump Queen, formerly known as Lizzy Grant and the Phenomena, formerly known as Elizabeth Grant – Daughter of Robert Grant, millionaire owner of bullshit websites such as tropicalfish.com, catholicschools.com, and woodenboats.com and staunch proponent of his daughters singing career, it turns […]