Lana Del Rey: Born To Die

With all the recent hubbabalu surrounding Lana Del Rey, formerly known as Sparkle Rope Jump Queen, formerly known as Lizzy Grant and the Phenomena, formerly known as Elizabeth Grant – Daughter of Robert Grant, millionaire owner of bullshit websites such as tropicalfish.com, catholicschools.com, and woodenboats.com and staunch proponent of his daughters singing career, it turns out she has finally landed a name that will propel her into the musical stratosphere.

While Video Games is strong and moving, reminiscent of a Ambien induced Mazzy Star/Belinda Carlisle protégée lilting backstage at the Royal Philharmonic, National Anthem = Garbage.  I’m having a hard time jumping on the Lana Del Rey bandwagon although I fully expect that, with the money and power backing her, Del Rey will be a huge success.  Prepare for the dance club remix album stacked with big name rapper guest appearances.

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3 thoughts on “Lana Del Rey: Born To Die

  1. This girl is just a rich bitch. Listen to the lyrics of National Anthem. Grrrr….the sound is unique, but her brain is full of garbage. Thank you for warning me to feel too cool for the Lana Del Rey school of thought.

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  2. Haha, I didn’t even realize National Anthem was the song you bashed in your review until I re-read it just now.

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  3. I’m with Kirocknroll on this one. Reminiscent of Paris Hilton’s “Star are blind“.

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