With all the recent hubbabalu surrounding Lana Del Rey, formerly known as Sparkle Rope Jump Queen, formerly known as Lizzy Grant and the Phenomena, formerly known as Elizabeth Grant – Daughter of Robert Grant, millionaire owner of bullshit websites such as tropicalfish.com, catholicschools.com, and woodenboats.com and staunch proponent of his daughters singing career, it turns out she has finally landed a name that will propel her into the musical stratosphere.
While Video Games is strong and moving, reminiscent of a Ambien induced Mazzy Star/Belinda Carlisle protégée lilting backstage at the Royal Philharmonic, National Anthem = Garbage. I’m having a hard time jumping on the Lana Del Rey bandwagon although I fully expect that, with the money and power backing her, Del Rey will be a huge success. Prepare for the dance club remix album stacked with big name rapper guest appearances.
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